Відео

2:25 freezedown roblox lol

Attention Evry Town is attack any town is attack there is a baby crying that he created a air aid pls take shelter immediately

My little sister at 3 am will cry like:

attempting to recite the narrators lines from memory: the narrator’s lines, completely from memory: Ohh, stanley. you didn’t just activate the controls, did you? after they kept you enslaved all these years, you go and try to take control of the machine for yourself? is that what you wanted? control? Oh, stanley.. i applaud your effort, really, i do, but you must understand there’s only so much that machine can do. you were supposed to leave it, turn off the controls, and go. if you want to throw my story off track, you’re going to have to do much better than that. i’m afraid you’re much more powerless than you think you are. for example, and i believe you’ll find this pertinent: stanley suddenly realized he had just activated the network’s emergency detonation system. in the event that the machine is activated without proper DNA identification, nuclear detonators are set to explode, eliminating the entire complex. how long until detonation, then? lets say, about, hmm…. 2 minutes. ahh, now this makes everything more interesting, doesn’t it? it’s your time to shine, you are the star! it’s your story now, shape it to your heart’s desire. ooh, this is much better than what i had planned! what a shame we have so little time to enjoy it. mere moments until the bomb goes off, but what precious moments each of them are. more time to talk about you, about me, where we’re all going. i barely know where to start! …what’s that? you’d like to know where your coworkers are? a moment of solace before you’re obliterated? alright, i’m in a good mood, and you’re gonna die anyway, so i’ll tell you exactly where they are: i erased them. i turned off the machine, i set you free. of course, that’s only in THIS instance of the story. other times when i tell it, i let your sit there in your office, pushing buttons endlessly and then dying alone. other times, i let the building sink into the ground, swallowing everyone inside! or i let it burn to a crisp. i have to say, though, this version of the story has been quite amusing! watching you attempted to take back the control wrested away from you-it’s quite rich, i almost hate to see it go! but i’m sure whatever i come up with on the next go around will be even better. my goodness! only thirty-four seconds left! but i’m enjoying this so much! you know what? to hell with it. i’m going to put some extra time on the clock, why not. these are precious extra seconds, stanley. time doesn’t grow on trees, you know. oh dear me, what’s the matter stanley? is it that you have no idea where you’re going or what you’re supposed to be doing right now? or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room was capable of turning it off? these numbered buttons, nooo, these colored ones! or maybe this big red button. or this _door._ everything, anything, something here will save me! …why would you think that, stanley? that this video game can be beaten? won, solved? do you have ANY idea what your purpose in this place is? hah…hahAHAhaha-stanley… you’re in for quite a disappointment. but here’s a spoiler for you: that timer isn’t a catalyst to keep the action moving along. it’s just seconds ticking away to your death. you’re only still playing instead of watching a cutscene because i want to watch you for every moment you’re powerless, to see you made humble. this is not a challenge. it’s a tragedy. you wanted to control this world, that’s fine. but i’m going to destroy it first, so you can’t. Take a look at the clock, stanley. that’s thirty seconds you have left to struggle. thirty seconds until a big boom, and then nothing. no ending here, just you being blown to pieces. will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully? Another choice! Make it count. or don’t. it’s all the same to me, all a part of the joke. And believe me, i WILL be laughing at every second of your inevitable life, from the moment we fade in, until the moment I say: Happily every afte- my hand hurts now

omg is it a war 🤣

WWII air raid sirens be like...

Hotline Miami vibes, anyone?

Did Mario just get the speed shoes monitor?

Some kids want to be paramedics when they grow up. This kid wants to be an ambulance.

I would love have that stretched to 5:00 and then in Keep Talking and Nobody explodes! Imagine that tension!

8:46:21 this made my heart cry out in pain, so touching!

I know how hard it is to make an extended version flow this well. Thank you so much for taking the time to make this track -- which I've been working to for over 10 years now-- easier to enjoy.

Me when my sister is singing so 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

4:26 "Happily ever af-" *BOOM*

Oh, Stanley. You didn’t just activate the controls, did you? After they kept you enslaved all these years you go and try to take control of the machine for yourself, is that what you wanted? Control? Oh Stanley… I applaud your effort, I really do. But you need to understand, there’s only so much that machine can do. You were supposed to let it go, turn the controls off, and leave. If you want to throw my story off track, you’re gonna have to do much better than that. I’m afraid you don’t have nearly the power you think you do; for example, and I believe you’ll find this pertinent: Stanley suddenly realized that he had just initiated the network’s emergency detonation system. In the event that this machine is activated without proper DNA identification, nuclear detonators are set to explode, eliminating the entire complex. How long until detonation then? Hm let’s say, um… 2 minutes. Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn’t it Stanley? It’s your time to shine! You are the star! It’s your story now; shape it to your heart’s desire. Ooh, this is much better than what I had in mind! What a shame we have so little time left to enjoy it. Mere moments until the bomb goes off, but what precious moments each one of them is. More time to talk about you, about me, where we’re going, what this all means… I barely know where to start! What’s that? You’d like to know where your coworkers are? A moment of solace before you’re obliterated? Alright. I’m in a good mood, you’re going to die anyways. I’ll tell you exactly what happened to them: I erased them. I turned off the machine. I set you free. Of course, that was merely in this instance of the story. Sometimes when I tell it, I simply let you sit there in your office forever, pushing buttons endlessly and then dying alone. Other times, I let the office sink into the ground, swallowing everyone inside; or I let it burn to a crisp. I have to say, though, this version of events has been rather amusing. Watching you try to make sense of everything and take back the control wrested away from you… it’s quite rich. I almost hate to see it go! But I’m sure whatever I come up with on the next go around will be even better. My goodness! Only 34 seconds left? But I’m enjoying this so much! You know what? To hell with it. I’m going to put some extra time on the clock, why not? These are precious additional seconds, Stanley. Time doesn’t grow on trees. Oh, dear me, what’s the matter, Stanley? Is it that you have no idea where you are going or what you’re supposed to be doing right now? Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room is capable of turning it off? I mean look at you, running from button to button, screen to screen, clicking on every little thing in this room. These number buttons! No, these colored ones! Or maybe this big red button, or this door. Everything! Anything! Something in here will save me! Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten? Won? Solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is? (Maniacal laughter) Stanley, you’re in for quite a disappointment. But here’s a spoiler for you: that timer isn’t a catalyst to keep the action moving along. It’s just seconds ticking away to your death. You’re only still playing instead of watching a cutscene because I want to watch you for every moment that you’re powerless, to see you made humble. This is not a challenge. It’s a tragedy. You wanted to control this world? That’s fine. But I’m going to destroy it first, so you can’t. Take a look at the clock, Stanley. That’s 30 seconds you have left to struggle. 30 seconds until a big boom, and then nothing. No ending here, just you being blown to pieces. Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let go peacefully? Another choice! Make it count. Or don’t. It’s all the same to me. All part of the joke. And believe me, I will be laughing at every second of your inevitable life, from the moment we fade in until the moment I say: happily ever af-

I love how as powerless the narrator makes you feel, you always have something he doesn’t. The ability to press the escape key.

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This is the type of quality videos I like 😂😂

I used this to wake up my sister, it's pretty good 100,000,00/10 works well.

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SirenHead next sequel is SIREN KID

“Hey dad, Why did grandpa turn into a baby?”

If that baby cry

He was the siren in world war 2

the beat syncs with every second the video passed in 3:24

Faster!?!

i am a college student with loud annoying roommates. every time they start screeching and being loud i blast this on a loop HAHA and stick the speaker under my door. thank you 😂😂😂😂

Him _ siren head me out of building

It made me laugh And I still like it😊

Props to the kid for screaming for 10 hours straight

Hahahahahahaha!

😂hahaha😂

9:59:59

9:99:99

My asmr to clam down and sleep. No but really

Hot take: I personally think the rebirth one is perfect, it sets the mood. Dont get me wrong antibirth and flash Isaac are bangers, but the tone and disconnected tunes and chimes of the rebirth one just feels like what the binding of Isaac is all about

4:10

i hop the dog survive😢

Thats it! Its the alarm i was searching!!

nuke incoming

POV: me when my dad says we’re going to California, in USA but we actually arrive in Ohio

No! F*cking Lakitu earn your money!

Thanks YT algorithm for sending me here. More people need to see this.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha there she is mrs yugoslavia

2x speed be like

GOODBYE EMPLOYEE 427

If I ever hear this in real life I'm definitely gonna evacuate

1 - sacrifical 2 - innocence glitched 3 - fundamentum 4 - diptera sonata 5 - community remix

Babies that was born in Ohio is like This